There are times when everything I see in the news reminds me of one of those “what-if” alternative history books that get published every few years:
"Can you imagine what might have happened to the country, and probably the world, had Donald Trump actually won the 2016 elections?”
(Oh, wait! He did win! Okay, never mind.)
Or how about an Andy Borowitz column from the New Yorker:
HITLER MEETS WITH TRUMP
Or how about an Andy Borowitz column from the New Yorker:
HITLER MEETS WITH TRUMP
DENIES INVADING POLAND
“Seriously, I asked Mr. Hitler about it, right to his face, and he swore to me he knew nothing about any invasion at the time, and in fact, he didn’t even hear about it at all until several weeks later!”, the president said in an interview with a Fox reporter. “He told me he didn’t do it, and I believe him.”
When the reporter told Trump that would be impossible, since Hitler has been dead since 1945, Trump answered, “Whatever! This guy swore to me that he was Hitler,” adding, “and I believe him.”
“Seriously, I asked Mr. Hitler about it, right to his face, and he swore to me he knew nothing about any invasion at the time, and in fact, he didn’t even hear about it at all until several weeks later!”, the president said in an interview with a Fox reporter. “He told me he didn’t do it, and I believe him.”
When the reporter told Trump that would be impossible, since Hitler has been dead since 1945, Trump answered, “Whatever! This guy swore to me that he was Hitler,” adding, “and I believe him.”
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